Top 10 Reasons To Attend VBS

10.  You get to wear a robe to church.

9.    There won't be any enraged, giant monkeys making an appearance during this VBS.

8.    Vacation Bible School does a lot less damage than Visual Basic Script editor.

7.    Whoo hooo!  Free Baby-sitter for the evening... 

6.    You get to visit the Jerusalem Marketplace without most of the smells.

5.    Who knows, Pastor Jeff may get another "Pie in the Face" at the end of VBS.

4.    It is just plain fun to say, "VBS!" over and over again.

3.    All those hyper-active kids together in one area!

2.    Batman used to go to VBS when he was a bat pup.

1.    Even Jesus would enjoy this VBS!